dont believe anything on here for it may have been tampered by leslie: Kiss the Vampire Goodbye is a novelette written by Alan Ryan. It was first published in Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine, June 1985 and was later collected in 1986 in Ryan's Quadriphobia.
derp derp derpedy derp. I am the Komodo Lord. I am Batman.... Fear me
btw batman would totes kick supermans ass in a fight
Actually Leslie Bearstail likes to ride buffalos