Etiquette with Your Robot Wife is a poem written by Bruce Boston. It was first published in the magazine Star*Line, July-August 2002. It was reprinted in Asimov's Science Fiction, January 2003 and again in the 2005 collection Etiquette With Your Robot Wife and Thirty More SF/Fantasy/Horror Lists.
The Poem finished 2nd for a 2004 Asimov's Readers' Award for Best Poem.