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Gore and Scares everyone it's me the King of Splatterpunk William Pattison aka Eric Morse. My page was taken down because of my cyber stalkers but I'm working on putting up a new one so fear not howlies. I'm also working on a new autobiography of my account of being molested by Harve Bennett when I was just a young innocent husky young 17 year old boy. It's gonna be titled "My mentor Harve". I take you back to that day in 1981 when Harve Bennett gave my father a $1,000 to buy me for a week. We stayed in the honeymoon suite at the L.A. Hilton. It was there I discovered my passion for writing and sodomy. I learned a lot that week. I can't wait for you all to enjoy it. Harve taught me so much. He taught me that No really means yes just ask Niki Mallia. You know howlies I got gravy on my mind. I love gravy. It doesn't cyber-bully or cyber stalk meyee. It's brown and thick with a nice sheen of grease on top. It's warm and soothing like when Balkazar licks fancy feast off my scrotum. Most of all its Delicious. Damn don't you wish you had smellivision?

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